JDM vs KDM, Round 1
buddy: Suck a penguin dick!!
buddy: It’ll be very cold
me: you get you fuckn tongue stuck on the penguin’s cock
buddy: U ever been fucked by a penguin?
buddy: U would know right cuz uve tried it
buddy: I knew it!!!!
buddy: Caught red handed!!!
me: i wasnt fucked,
me: but I FUCKED HIM HARD ON THE ICE MANG
buddy: Noone but u knows on that
buddy: Did u break the ice
buddy: And fall into the water
me: it got melted with my sperm
buddy: And had ur dick freeez and stuck in the penguins asshole
buddy: And he started flappin its wings and u cruised around under water 100mph
buddy: U fuckin 75% percented jap pervert
buddy: you 100% korean talking about sucking a penguin dick… lol
buddy: We talk about it
me: But u guys do it
buddy: Difference..my friend
buddy: U perverted bastards
Results, JDM pwned