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JDM vs. KDM, Round 1

JDM vs KDM, Round 1

 
buddy: Suck a penguin dick!!

me: hahahahahaha

buddy: It’ll be very cold

me: you get you fuckn tongue stuck on the penguin’s cock

buddy: U ever been fucked by a penguin?

buddy: Hahahahaha

buddy: U would know right cuz uve tried it

buddy: !!!

buddy: I knew it!!!!

buddy: Caught red handed!!!

me: i wasnt fucked,

buddy: Lmfaooo!!

buddy: Pwnedddd

buddy: Hahahhhahaha

me: but I FUCKED HIM HARD ON THE ICE MANG

buddy: Noone but u knows on that

buddy: Hahahahahaha

buddy: Did u break the ice

buddy: And fall into the water

buddy: Hahahahhhaah

me: it got melted with my sperm

buddy: And had ur dick freeez and stuck in the penguins asshole

buddy: And he started flappin its wings and u cruised around under water 100mph

buddy: Hahahahahaha

me: lol

buddy: U fuckin 75% percented jap pervert

me: hahahaha

buddy: you 100% korean talking about sucking a penguin dick… lol

me: Hahahaaha

buddy: We talk about it

me: But u guys do it

buddy: Hahahahahahaha

buddy: Difference..my friend

buddy: Lol

buddy: U perverted bastards

 

 

Results, JDM pwned

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