From Craigslist, To the Guy I Met at the Bar Sat. Night

Date: 2008-11-11, 10:05PM EST

I was the blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans, and oh so tan body. You bought me drinks all night long. After the bar closed we went back to my place, for some more drinks. After many more drinks we headed back to my bedroom where we started caressing and fondling each other. I even allowed you to get in my panties. I explained to you that I wasn’t ready to go all the way after just meeting you. Your exact words were ” thats ok, We can just lay here and cuddle” I thought that was some of the sweetest words I have ever heard. Little did I know about the ASSHOLE inside you. I woke up to the birds chirping but could not open my right eye, I called your name but you were gone so I went to the bathroom and looked into the mirror and guess what I saw….DRIED EJACULATE on my face and in my eyelashes. I also found it in my bedspread and headboard. You disgusting pig, but nooooo. It doesn’t end there…
I went into the bathroom to finish washing the filth off and not only had you jacked off on my face while I was asleep, but you also took a shit on my bathroom floor. What kind of low life, white trash, jacks off on someone when they are sleeping and then shits on their floor.I wish this was the end but its not.
I finally got your mess cleaned up and took a LONG HOT shower and went to the kitchen to get a beer and relax.. To my surprise..I opened the fridge and noticed that the brand new 12pack I just bought was gone and that my trash can smelled like urine. So lets recap….

I fell asleep thinking that I may have indeed found the man of my life, and that I was going to wake up in the morning and have sex with him…To waking up with dried cum in my hair, face, eyes, bed etc.. Almost walking on a pile of shit on my bathroom floor. To empty fridge and trash can used as a urinal…

Fuck You Asshole!!!!


  • Location: La Plata
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mang Craigslist is evil!!! scammers and dry cums?? LMFAO

Diesel, Safe For Work XXX

watch the humor launched from Diesel.


on thursday, my friend sent this link to me. some what hours later, i sent it to our distributor. he told me that he whored the link out to everyone on the morning lol and around 5:30pm, my other friend links it to me…. whats up with this automotive industry people? lol hahahaha


Hard Texture, Erotic?

our back yard had a flower so took some shots of it. don’t know what flower it is though.. hahha


boring shot of a flower. how about these next shots?


ahh these looks much better 🙂 doesnt a hard textured flower looks some what erotic? to me it does. the flower seems to be more sexy and powerful. took the shot with Canon’s EOS Rebel XSi. its enough performance for me. the software that came with it, “Digital Photo Professional” is a fair software to develop RAW file to a jpg file. not that hard to use. and it helps to adjust white balance and exposure compensation. dont think adjusting every shots with this will make you a pro though.. there might be more techniques in it, but for now, don’t know much about the software lol. hahha im still plyaing around with it and stuff.

こっちの二枚の方が全然いいや:)。こういったハードなテクスチャーの花ってなんかエロくない?俺にはそう見える。もっと花に色気が出て力がある感じ。写真はキャノンのEOS REBEL XSiで撮りました。日本だとKISS X2になるのかな?この間ダカフェの森さんに教えてもらいました♪今の自分にはこれで充分ッス。このカメラについて来たソフトの「Digital Photo Professional」ですけど、使い勝手良いっすねぇ。RAWファイルから画像ファイルに変換出来るんだけど、使い方が簡単。あとのちょっとした修正でホワイトバランスとか露出補正も変更出来て便利。まぁこればっか使ってたらプロにはなれないだろうけど。ちょっとした修正ぐらいはいいでしょ。ね?w。他にも色々と機能があるんだろうけど、今は使いこなせません。色々イジってる最中です。


found this kool sun shade thingy for the car. the PAPARAZZI blocker. hahha it would be nice to have one of these on the car after 11pm at Signal Hill park in California. have the security banging on the driver side window.. lol by the way, the original link of the picture is from “2bizzarre”‘s Flickr account. this account holder has niiiice photos. simple and a bit fetish. kool pics 2bizzare!! i like 🙂


here is the link to 2bizzarre’s photostream on flickr.